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An adult male who has casual sex with his best friends dad.
Your dad said he wanted me to be his son with benefits.
Employee perks offered to the executive team of the Midwest’s most prestigious transport brokerage. Benefits include workout (aerobics) routines, nap time, & daily masturbation sessions. Often times benefits are collected after a long 3 hour work day of tending to patio gardens and watching girls out of the window and not talking to them.
Executive: Yo Creeper, you should have seen this ducking girl at the pool. She was so hot.
Creeper: Did you talk to her?
Executive: No I just went into the bathroom and collected some Goldwing Benefits.
A Jewish person who celebrates Hanukkah but also Christmas (just for the extra presents)
Jew: Merry Christmas!!
Gentile: What? You're Jewish! You only celebrate Hanukkah
Jew: I'm a Jew with benefits. I celebrate both.
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A mix of friendship and a relationship, with
out the emotional baggage. This can include sex, oral, making out, nudes, etc. Also known as more than friends
Me and that girl? No we aint dating l, we are friends with benefits!
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The word snakes with benefits, or beneficial snakes, refers to a snake. A snake is a deceitful and untrustworthy person who shares private information that is intended to be spiteful or hurt someone. However, a snake with benefits is someone who snakes for good reasons (to get information or warn someone).
"You snake, you leaked to my crush my DM's that I liked her!"
"No, I leaked them for your own good! I'm a snake with benefits!"
"What' do you mean?"
"She likes you too, so when I DM'ed her about you liking her, she realized that you like her! It's called being snakes with benefits-- I be a snake for good intentions."
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A person that you have a sexual relationship without being emotionally involved. However, if you're a girl you know that it's impossible to have a sexual relationship without getting your emotions involved. Usually you end up being afraid to tell the person that you want serious committment because you don't want to be rejected. You keep your friends wtih benefits relationship because you are afraid of losing the person all together but it hurts you because you want more. You know you should tell the person how you really feel but you can't because you love them and you're afraid of losing them. When you finally do tell the person that you love them they might tell you that they love you back, if they don't then you can both move on, either way it's worth a shot because if you don't ask you'll never know.
Sally: I love you John, I want more than friends with benefits.
Fred: Why didn't you say something sooner? I love you too! Let's be boyfriend and girlfriend.
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Two friends with a very casual dating relationship. The benefits can be really good, long, flirty conversations; make-out sessions with no commitment; sex without commitment; etc.
We're not going out. We're just friends with benefits.
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