val-tap

the most epic kind of blow job position. the female sucks the male from upside down with her legs wrapped around his neck. basically a tricked out 69 position for blow jobs. (depending on strength of male, can be done either laying down or standing up)

Example 1 noun:

Oakley: "Dude, we did the val-tap yesterday!"
Josh: "Sweet, I've always wanted to do that with my girl."

Example 2 verb:

Janie and Harold val-tapped all night, standing up. Harold's neck hurt in the morning.

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Val Cal

Those who reside specifically in the Central Valley of California live in Val Cal. Simply a more specified region or NorCal, similar to the reference "Yay Area" for those in the Bay Area.

Why does everyone assume that because I'm from NorCal I'm from the Bay. I'm from Val Cal bitch.

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e-val

(n.) electronic validation (i.e. props, respect, recognition given online)

That was a clever forum post and deserved more e-val.

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val pal

A friend of Val Kilmer

Val Kilmer: Where are all my val pals

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val kilmer

The act of going poop

I had to Val Kilmer but the stalls were taken.

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Val Veto

The coolest chick in the world.

Hey Val Veto! You're so awesome. (:

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Val Kilmers

Term for pills of valium

After a fucked up bender, just pop a couple of Val Kilmers before bed, and you'll wake up fit as a fiddle

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