A pig who hates orphans but loves potatoes. also a blood god you should not want to cross playing skywars. (also from the dream smp)
“Blood for the Blood God!” the chat screams at Technoblade
A pig that dropkicked a child in self defense.
AYY BRO WASSUP JUST PULLED UP A TECHNOBLADE MOMENT TODAY NOTHIN ELSE
A minecraft player who will never truly die.
Did you hear about Technoblade? It's so sad...
Technoblade was the best Minecraft Player in the whole world, But he got cancer and soon he passed away on 30 June 2022.
RIP Technoblade
I miss Technoblade.
Also known as techno, or THE BLADE by an extremely angry 16 year old man
a pig who i live and hold dearly to my heart
A PIG
‘Hey man, don’t you simp for that pig, Technoblade?’
‘yes harold i do go away’
A minecraft youtuber with over 8 million subscribers. He is known for his wonderful sense of humor, monotone voice, and violence towards orphans (a joke obviously.) He also is a great singer, with classics such as "Blitz."
Some quotes of his:
"If Hypixel has taught me anything, the answer is SLAVERY."
"Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense! You've gotta believe me!"
"You have got to stop bullying people online." "That's what my teacher said and then I made it a career!"
*Playing a game called "Punch The Bats"* "This video is sponsored by PETA
"TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!"
".. what?"
A pig-man that never dies
New SMP member; **hits technoblade**
Technoblade; "you thought."