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Technoblade

A pig who hates orphans but loves potatoes. also a blood god you should not want to cross playing skywars. (also from the dream smp)

Blood for the Blood God!” the chat screams at Technoblade

by Asdfloopers:) October 21, 2021


technoblade

A pig that dropkicked a child in self defense.

AYY BRO WASSUP JUST PULLED UP A TECHNOBLADE MOMENT TODAY NOTHIN ELSE

by cheshnut May 3, 2021


Technoblade

A minecraft player who will never truly die.

Did you hear about Technoblade? It's so sad...

by AidenTM27 July 14, 2022


Technoblade

Technoblade was the best Minecraft Player in the whole world, But he got cancer and soon he passed away on 30 June 2022.

RIP Technoblade

I miss Technoblade.

by DaHuman November 18, 2022


Technoblade

Also known as techno, or THE BLADE by an extremely angry 16 year old man

a pig who i live and hold dearly to my heart
A PIG

‘Hey man, don’t you simp for that pig, Technoblade?’
‘yes harold i do go away

by suu :) January 8, 2021


Technoblade

A minecraft youtuber with over 8 million subscribers. He is known for his wonderful sense of humor, monotone voice, and violence towards orphans (a joke obviously.) He also is a great singer, with classics such as "Blitz."

Some quotes of his:
"If Hypixel has taught me anything, the answer is SLAVERY."
"Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense! You've gotta believe me!"
"You have got to stop bullying people online." "That's what my teacher said and then I made it a career!"
*Playing a game called "Punch The Bats"* "This video is sponsored by PETA

"TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!"

".. what?"

by i'm very cool, i promise August 10, 2021


TechnoBlade

A pig-man that never dies

New SMP member; **hits technoblade**
Technoblade; "you thought."

by I AM THE BEST MANGO/MANGLE March 18, 2021