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When a man gets his other half over-excited that he feels it necessary to skip foreplay and go straight for intercourse
He said to his lady " Aye it's "2 wet 4 paddlin' ...let's go swimmin''"
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Something you say when you spot a camel toe, usually said by a group of lads. It is funnier and has more effect than saying just camel toe
Lad A) 1 2 3 4 i spy a camel toe
Lad B) Where :O
Lad A) There !
Lad B) Lol
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The first line of the song, "Man's Not Hot" by Big Shaq. It is a perfect opening line and captures the pure randomness of the song.
2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths. Every day man's on the block. Smoke trees. See your girl in the park. That girl is a uckers. When the ting went quack quack quack, you man were ducking.
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the greatest video game of all time. its story, characters and music is unforgettable. comparing this game to another masterpiece, for example Knack 2, would be like comparing a Whale to a Rat. there is nothing that comes close to this level of masterpiece. thinking of an even greater game than this masterpiece is a death sentence in most countries. it isn't available anywhere now because Telltale "Went Bankrupt" but if you ask me, that's just a cover up story, they actually want people to forget about this masterpiece ever existing
Robert: Hey dude what are you playing?
Gilbert: Oh, i'm playing Minecraft: Story Mode Season 2 Episode 4: Below the Bedrock
Robert: the gods has made you one of them. use your power wisely, young one
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When u press every non-letter on your keyboard
No one would attempt this `~1!2@3#4$5%6⁷&8*9(0)-_=+{}\|;:,<.>/?
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an example of someone who didn't pay attention in the maths
Sir Wellingtonsibridulatumarevana : 2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths
Tim : Kid, go back to school
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Stem majors are inherently better than non stem majors including bio majors, therefor they get to make the rules
Joe: Look at the bio major trying to get into stem, must not know about Book of law page 487 section 2 line 4.
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