November 4th is National hate your brother day.
Ex. "Hey Zach"
(hits Zach)
Zach "hey why did you do that!?!?"
Because it's November 4th National hit your brother day.
Zach "oh ok"
November 4th will be "Make Out With Your Worst Enemy Day". Today will be the day you text or call your worst enemy and ask them to come over or meet you somewhere. After they arrive, when you go up to them, kiss them and see how they react.
Girl: "hey, wanna come over? I'm home alone and it's November 4th"
Guy: "um...alright? Address? And what's on November 4th?"
Girl: *gives address* "you'll see"
Guy: *arrives 10 mins later* "so what's up?"
Girl: *starts kissing him*
Guy: "....do it again baby"
oh matthew is hot i should kiss him. oh wait thats why November 4th exists national kiss matthew day
Mathilda: Hey, here I have got 100 euros for you
Jonah:oh thank you
Mathilda: no problem happy November 4th
Bf:its November 4th
Gf:so?
Bf:its national kiss your gf/bf day!
Gf:ok
Bf:kiss*
National short people grown 7 feet day
“Aren’t you glad it’s November 4th so we don’t get smashed into tables?!”