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It's a day where only awesome people are born on. Boys born on this day has a huge cock. Girls born on this day has a big booty.
Girl #1: Did you see that guy? How old is he?
Girl #2: I think he was born on august 7
Girl #1: That means he has a HUGE dick.
People born on August 7th has a a big cock/ass
This is the best day for people to be born on!
Hey its 7th January, my besties birthday, she's literally the best!!
The worst fucking year in the world. in the first few days its not bad but then all the dumbass kids start to enter. Who moans thinking its FUNNY and QUIRKY. then people screaming unfunny ass jokes which somewhat makes the whole class laughing. After a few weeks you see kids with vapes because they're dumbfucks who wants to get lung cancer and cancer really soon. After sometime you meet those girls who do tiktok dances and laugh over the tiniest things. Its considered fucking torture for quiet people in 7th grade (some quiet kids are cool) and then in P.E you get these fucking football kids who litteraly malds at you if you kick the ball somewhere and not the goal. They are going to fuck your ass up, and mostly pick on you. After P.E is over, these kids spray lynx effects like dumbass retards giving everyone asthma. Once i saw this one white kid spray deodorant in his P.E bags with his clothes and i said "Why are you doing that" and he said to keey it "fresh and clean". To be honest this is mostly my experience in 7th grade and i dont know how the fuck i managed through that year. Before this end i would like to say that in 7th Grade theres so many simps who try and impress the girls in P.E, mostly thots or girls who are popular, they try and seek attention from these girls and it doesnt work, however if they do they're probably going to break up in a few weeks. So if anybody is new in 7th grade, i wish you good luck.
Bozo: 7th grade is so ass
Joe: on god
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A state of mind people refer to when they are really happy and in a really good mood.
I just got asked out by the hottest guy in school! I'm in 7th heaven!!!
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May 7th is the day where the cutest, prettiest girls are born! They are sweet, fun loving, and drop hot beautiful!
Girl: my birthday is may 7th
Friend 1: no wonder
Friend 2: you are very amazing!
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The day the most amazing person in the world was born
Person: WOW! Alisha was born on July 7th??
Another person: yeah!! And she’s cool as fuck
Person: #fax
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In Suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise reexamined in any Court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law.
This ensures that all trespass fines collected By the Holy Okie will never be considered worthy of counter-suits for the fines fall short of twenty dollars by the amount of a single McKinney Penny. If a suit is filed all that may be collected is A Penny for every twenty that is being sought. example: If the suit is for $100 then only a Nickle can be recovered.
Bill: Hey, Jim I heard you were suing that Totalitarian tyrant Blackfoot redneck Leprechaun Lord Bud to recover those fines for trespass, how did it go?
Jim: I combined six years of fines so the amount would be in excess of twenty dollars but because of his 7th amendment rebuttal I could only recover a Nickle. Damn common law keeps protecting that tyrant and the jury was laughing the whole time.
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