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The removal of excess definitions on Urban Dictionary.
"Man, dickles has like a hundred shitty definitions. It's time for an urban dic cleaning"
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The immediate pressure a millennial feels when attempting to create a definition worthy of submitting to Urban Dictionary, before realizing how easy it is to have a ridiculous or substandard urban dictionary definition approved.
*drinking an excessive amount of booze*
Daniel: OMG PREAL ... Pretty Real? I'm sure that’s an urban dictionary definition?
*drunkenly looks up definition*
Ethan: imma look it up.
*drunkenly looks up definition*
Ethan: What? It’s not a definition. Let’s submit.
Daniel: But is it even urban dic-worthy? it’s stupid. Doubt it’ll get approved *sobs*
Ethan: Ninety-Five percent of the definitions on urban dictionary are shit anyways man. Those moderators will approve just about anything. Its tragic!
Daniel: LOL you’re so right, imma submit!
The term used to describe Urban Dictionary when they take decades to publish one of your killer definitions.
Friend: Did you submit your genius definition to Urban Dictionary yet? I've been looking out for it but haven't seen it.
Me: Of course I did but it's seems Urban Dictionary is suffering from U-Dic-Dysfunction again. Tomorrow is my 90th birthday too!
Friend: Bro, you totes came up with that when we were 30. Definitely a U-Dic-Dysfunction problem!
when your weenie decides to pull a sneaky on you
oh shit my dic fell off
(Referring to Urban Dictionary.) Unnecessarily laden with sexual connotation and sophomoric behavior.
His monologue started out PG, then he started going U-dic on us about 5 minutes into it.
looks like he defined his own word.
look at this urban dic-junky.
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Similar to Urban Dic-Junky but even more of an idiot. An Urban Dic-Head submits more nonsensical, stupid, made-up words than an Urban Dic-Junky but their specialty seems to be friends' names, or abbreviations thereof.
As if anybody else is interested!
An example of an Urban Dic-Head is the person who might submit the letter "A" and define it as "The first letter in my best friend's name."
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