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Frix

A word used as an exclamation or an expressive emotion, such as but not limited to happiness, anger, shock, surprise, disgusted, etc in a meager attempt to clean up your language or refraining from actually cursing.

*stubs toe*

Self:FRIX!

by OG_Epimetheus November 8, 2024


aslut

A term used to describe people from the 918 aka Tulsa, OK. Only the awesome people with killer senses of humor can call themselves true asluts.

I'm aslut from the 918!

by OG_Epimetheus August 28, 2021

27πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Delayed Space-U-Later

Used to describe Jeff Bezos the day (July 20, 2021) he took his first commercial flight into space too late. King of Amazon may have had eyes on the wings and astronaut title but he didn't meet the requirements in time. The Federal Aviation Administration chose that same day to update the requirements to join the ranks of astronaut. It was the first major change to the rules since 2004. Turns out Jeff didn't get his wings or title due to not meeting one requirement. He only got a $5.5 billion honorary title and only 4 minutes in space. Gee, that was fast. Just one day before and he would have qualified. Well played FAA. Savage af.

Jeff Bezos spent $5.5 billion for an honorary title and 4 mins in space because he is a delayed space-u-later. Jeff is definitely big mad and probably butt hurt at the FAA for screwing him hard.

by OG_Epimetheus July 25, 2021


The Charles- Andre

The Charles- Andre (TCA) is not something that can b learned or taught. It's something you can only be born with and is definitely a rarity, a unicorn. TCA is classy, noble, sophisticated, gorgeous, highly intelligent, funny and fearless. There is nothing someone who omits TCA can't do. TCA embodies the valency of the most courageous knight. TCA always effortlessly concurs, prevails and comes out triumphant.

His wins are so glorious his skin glows, his smile never faulters and his eyes sparkle. The brilliant dad jokes also never cease to amaze. He will stop at nothing to put smiles on faces and to brighten the darkest day. There is one weakness to TCA. His weakness is so top secret he doesn't even recognize. The frailty of TCA is that he doesn't believe in himself. He doesn't see his amazingness or the fact he is something to be admired. TCA needs not be insecure, fearful or regret anything. Whoever exalts TCA needs to remember who tf he is and whose son he is. They need to remember that everyone makes mistakes but don't punish one self indefinitely.

The person who has TCA is a kind, generous and good man. Not to mention an excellent friend. TCA will give you the shirt off their back if you needed it. Even if it was his last.

To know a man that emits this quality is the one you with never want to let go, friend or more. He is a deeply loved man and to know him for a moment is a privilege. To know any part of this man can consider themselves lucky to have even known him.

Yes, your man is spectacular but is he as spectacular as a man whose best quality it The Charles- Andre?

by OG_Epimetheus December 12, 2020


Taste {her} Breakfast.

A phrase used for eating booty.

Did you see that new porno Ass Blasters? That dude had his tongue so far up her ass I bet he could taste {her} breakfast.

by OG_Epimetheus August 2, 2021


Bidened

To speak a slew of unintelligible words or sentences.

Girlfriend: That's because mentee blogersoph dublioska zwiva apaishia.

Boyfriend: What??

Girlfriend: *Face palm* Omg I Bidened again.

by OG_Epimetheus April 29, 2022

32πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Babysitting

The act of holding onto the pipe for an extended period of time after taking your hit before passing.

Stoner A: Stop babysitting it already and pass it to me.

Stoner B: Oh shnit. My bad. I always to this.

by OG_Epimetheus April 29, 2022