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When you're sitting down in the shower and puke on your own dick, the force of which causing you to simultaneously shit yourself.
"Hey, what'd you do last weekend?"
"Oh I was sick. I took a Virginia screenshot and the putrid smell of my own failures combined in the steamy air, as I watched the wretched pair mix and dive down the drain I could think only of my shortcomings. In that moment I was truly at my lowest, and I made a promise to myself and god that I would be a better man."
"Oh. I'm uh, sorry to hear that."
"Fret not. You mustn't take blame for my failures, but accept the lessons my tales yield"
The action of sending nice texts during an argument, in attempt to take screenshots and show other people for better publicity.
While we were fighting, she started innocent screenshot farming.
On a male, when you constrict their testicles (specifically with a hand) and press on their prostate. The same is more difficult with females, as it requires pressing on their clitoris and asshole at the same time.
You will know the screenshot is complete when the woman says "wrong hole!" or the male leaks a small amount of precum.
Man! I was with this girl last night. She was so freaky she even did a human screenshot on me!
That's sick, dude.
To have five or more men piss and shit all over a bathroom and then to fuck, rolling around in said piss and shit.
Hey nigga! Alfred is bringing some people screenshotting in the nearby Taco Bell!
when one screenshots an interesting picture and has a reaction equivalent to excitation- throbbing
Dude, did you see Paul's picture? I heard it was so cool that Josh did a screenshot and throb