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something idiots confuse with a tomato.
yummmm, what was in that salsa? Potato?
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An individual who is boring or bland; lacking special distinction.
Suzy: "So what's the new boyfriend like?"
Sally: "He's a potato."
Suzy: "A potato?"
Sally: "Yah, like if I was hungry and went and cooked a potato and ate it, it's good, it's a potato, but it's just a potato. He needs some chives or sour cream, or a motorbike."
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A disease where you actually look like a damn potato.
Maybe we just have a severe case of potatoism
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1.Tim: You're a big fat potato
2.Tim: You're a big fat potato
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1) The best food in the world.
2) A special kid.
I............................................. am a potato
In first-person shooter video games, a potato is a person, normally a "noob", who gets on your team and has absolutely no skill at playing the game. Therefore, they get taken down very quickly when the match starts. A potato is only useful for those brief moments when they are being relentlessly gunned down by the enemy by providing a distraction so that the more skilled players on the team can counterattack or sneak up behind the enemy. A potato is useless in any other scenario that requires not dying and they will likely drag the rest of a player's team down with them when they beg for a revive. This potato revive scenario is also a countertactic used by highly skilled and experienced competitors who will camp out to shoot at anyone who comes near the downed potato. A potato's treachery, while unintentional, knows no bounds.
Player 1: "Hey don't revive BigfootsMilf69, he will only get you killed alongside him!"
Player 2: "Yeah, what a potato!"
A lazy bum with no purpose in life.
Last week I was a complete potato. I should do more with my life.