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The Old Abe Lincoln

Sloppy head in the back of a convertible.

Dude, John got so lucky last weekend! He said that Jane gave him The Old Abe Lincoln!
God, what a good time.

by someoldguyprobably June 10, 2023


Japanese Abe Lincoln

Shinzo Abe

Fought the Japanese Civil War

Gave the Japanese Gettysburg Address

Signed the Japanese Emancipation Proclamation

Freed the Japanese slaves

Was assassinated by Japanese John Wilkes Booth

At the Japanese Ford's theater

Was put on the Japanese five-dollar bill

Japanese Abe Lincoln once said, "Four score and seven Japanese years ago..."

"Of the Japanese people, By the Japanese People, For the Japanese people..."

by sean semper tyrannis July 8, 2022


abe lincolns

one hell of an author

Abe Lincolns once said, "When we die we go bye bye."

by retrostacks April 21, 2019


Abe Lincoln in a dress

when shrek gets on to donkey

Did you see Abe Lincoln in a dress???

by Cutelildragqueenwithabeard February 11, 2020