Downtown Airporter.

A version of the Downtowner. This act once again involves a big, burley, bearded man and a woman and the act of oral sex on a woman. The aforementioned oral sex must be performed on a sex swing, play ground swing, or pulley and harness system suspending male and female in mid air. This if executed properly will end in a sixty nine position and motorboating should occur.

Guy 1: Tom is a freaking genius!
Guy 2: This again...
Guy 1: Yeah! Tom pulled a downtown airporter.
Guy 2: Really? With this weird sex stuff again? Why am I not suprised?
Guy 1: Oh for sure, He totally Downtown airportered this girl rock climbing last week. I saw his pictures of it on the internet.
Guy 2: Dude you really need a life.

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Heathrow Airport

A cramped, dirty little shithole of an airport. Terminals two and four should be bulldozed.

Heathrow is probably the worst airport I've ever been to. I'll go back to Gatwick or Stanstead.

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airport bum

Someone who spends a lot of time at the airport. A good thing to be. Airport bums often hang around maintenance shops and flight schools, watching pilots take off and land. They often drink a lot of coffee and read the magazines in the lobby. They may or may not know how to fly. Many fine fliers started out as airport bums.

See airport, ramp rat.

The person sitting at this computer typing this is an airport bum to the first degree. I almost never leave, actually. I even sleep here. But I also fly. It is fun being an airport bum.

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Airport Tug

To have sex doggy style and then before climax grab the woman's breasts and tug like crazy while yelling "Aircraft Traffic Controller, Do I have permission to land?" and regardless of what she says put your penis on her back and jizz on her neck

Dude doggy style is so last century,the airport tug is where it's at now

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Chessy Airport

Slang for Manchester Airport.

"Dude, let's go Chessy Airport"

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airport vultures

The people that wait for flights on standby, hoping to pay cheap "standby fares."

They diligently scavenge on the misfortunes of others, hoping till the last minute that the poor, paying passengers miss their flight.

We made our flight just in the nick of time. Those nutcases waiting for standby couldn't believe what hit em. Suck it, airport vultures!

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Denver Airport

1) A large hub airport in Colorado famous for being far from the city of Denver itself and trapping helpless passengers for days at a time.

2) A sleepless hell-vortex near Colorado prone to ill weather and cranky travelers.

Dude, I have not slept in 23 hours thanks to the Denver Airport and i want to murder that Albanian couples baby who by some freak defect is able to cry on a triple dose of Dramamine.

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