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To have extremely high ping (a lot of lag,) like Alfie.
Person 1: "Man, I'm lagging really bad."
Person 2: "Damn, you got Alfie ping."
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the hardest most solid lad on planet earth! Alfie will personally knock your misses out cold after a dodgy happy meal.
Alfie Morgan is also the world champion in underground eating contests and the heavyweight champion of the world in how much Stella you can down before rupturing your liver
Alfie Morgan oooh he’s well solid butt told him to STOP IT BOY and he just ate me house
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Alfie Deyes uploaded a new video...a year ago. It's just vlogs now.
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Absolute legend. Great at everything.
Person 1) Who is that guy who all the ladies seem to be attracted to?
Person 2) Oh, that’s Alfie Sainsbury the super cool dude
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When someone does something dumb or silly / mess up.
Person 1 : Why cant you play ps4 ?
Person 2 :i broke my PS4 again
Everyone : Alfie Moment
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To complete mess up your hair style,
to make your hair look rediculously spikey and messed up
not a good look
Damn it this wind is going to give me alfie hair
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An Alfie Johnson is a breed of alien that invades earth once every 23 milliseconds to steal a Big Mac Burger from a starving African child.
The Alfie Johnson breed has become very rare and are almost extinct due to 12 Year old kids accidentally raping them thinking that they are, in fact, 3"1 BBW Dead Nan's. There are thought to be less than 10 left in existence.
Fuck You Man, Why are you acting like an Alfie Johnson.... I need that Burger to survive!
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