Andres is a kind hearted person who listens to your problems and know when your lying about not having any, you’ll never meet someone like him, he is a god a soccer and low key has a side piece and damn is he cute but most importantly he always has your back wherever ,whenever.
Thanks for listening Andres
Omg look at his skills
He is usually funny of course and Hes really smart when he is independentista.
"Omg what a funny joke Andres what defind"
a soccer addict, typically good looking, good-natured, pretty awesome to hang around. his mental capability is quite questionable but an otherwise all around good guy. possibly has relations with a JDL
boy: dammnn hes so Andres
girl: i wanna tap that
JDL: already did
Andres is extremely cute. He's got that cute, lovely smile. You'll notice him because he seriously stands out. Andres, he's truly amazing. A lot of girls like him, but I guess he's picky.. He's that guy that you somehow always see around. He's shy, ladies. But a keeper.
Guy who makes bad jokes that sound similar to dad jokes. Thinks he's "hip" but is actually just dumb and funny. Takes major L's daily.
Guy 1-"you know what comes before physical strength? herpes."
Guy 2-"bro that was such an andres joke get out"
Extremely tall and sexy Mexican man with a schlong that can destroy mountains.
Check out that Andres.
My son..the love of my life.... tqm papito...
my son Andres is Beautiful and so Amazing..