A kid from aspen who is aspen who is the shit and let’s everyone know. To pull an Alex aspen is to hype yourself up so much that nothing can ever bring you down.
Yo dude, everyone wishes they were me.
Damn, you’re such an Alex Aspen
A person who searched up their own name to see what someone wrote about them :)
aspen m :looks up name*
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To take a shit in someone's face unexpectedly and without consent
I woke up to my partner giving me an Aspen Dental, what the fuck
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transgender boy who is a great friend that acts like a dad, has a few family issues but has friends who will always support him. Aspen can be a great and caring friend and is smart, intelligent, and a great writer. A aspen can always crack jokes. If you ever have fights their best friend will come in and try to help to fix your problems but if it gets too out of hand the friend will let aspen deal with the rest. Always stay with aspen because he can be the best friend you will ever have.
A Aspen UvU is a great friend
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A summer music festival that everyone comes to to get drunk, high, and fuck. Most students are cocky asians, and the RAs are assholes, especially the fat one. There are no practice rooms and the food is shit. The second you arrive, everyone wants to go home. The locals are rich white racists who hate the music school.
Wow, you went to the Aspen music festival? How did you survive those two months?
I hooked up with so many celliests at the Aspen music festival. I was hungover for most of my lessons.
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Standing in downward facing dog and farting a mountain of cocaine into someones face.
Mary gave Suzie an Aspen Tea Kettle. Suzie received it with her nose. "Ahhh I really should go skiing more often!" she declared.
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A gremlin that posts on tiktok and likes French fries. Has over 5 mums because she’s too lovable. They’re gender fluid and use all pronouns but hes most comfortable with he/they pronouns