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RAS

RAS is the abbreviation for "Resilience Against Sex".

A passive skill possessed by your girlfriend or spouse that procs (programmed random occurrence) at the most undesirable times. When RAS is triggered, synapses fire to their brain to prevent coitus at all costs. It is also, frustratingly, the most effective form of contraceptive being 99.99% effective, when used properly.

This skill synergies well with "I'm tired" which increases the proc chance from 0 to 100%. There are currently no known items to remove this debuff/curse.

Girl: Doctor I keep forgetting to take my BC pills on time and I'm too nervous about an IUD insertion, what are other contraceptive options?

Doctor: Child, let me teach you the passive skill called RAS.

Guy1: So, Valentine's day, you gonna smash her tonight?
Guy2: Bro, Valentine's day does not magically cure RAS.

by Kngchn June 29, 2020

1147πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


RAS

RAS is the english version of the Korean inside joke in I-LAND (now debut group ENHYPEN).
In Korean, the word RAS in romanised Korean is "wonbunsu".
RAS meaning: Resentment, Anger and Shame.

This joke started from I-LAND trainee, Jay, when in episode 2 of I-LAND he kept on raising his hand for a part, and that was until he got part 8.
Jay has many RAS moments ,from episode 2 of I-LAND, the scene of picking parts embarrassing himself, to episode 7 of I-LAND, crying because 6 trainees from the I-LAND had to move down to the GROUND.

This inside joke is very popular among the trainees. In episode 11, part 2 of I-LAND they were giving roles for who was going to do what for cleaning. Heeseung (another trainee that ended up debuting in ENHPYEN) recommended Jay to wipe the windows because of his RAS moment in episode 7 of I-LAND part 1.

*In the conversation below Eggie is the fandom name for people who watched I-LAND. An egg was one of the main structures in the I-LAND.

Jay: I have so many RAS moments.
New eggie: RAS? What is that?
Jay: Resentment, anger, shame. Technically, regret. For example in that one episode I cried when trainees were leaving the I-LAND. I don't think I looked too good. Especially with Jungwon (another trainee that ended up debuting in ENHYPEN) next to me looking so beautiful even when crying.

by sheepgarrden September 20, 2020

13πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


RAS

Reported As Spam.

Spammers who post on forums

New thread: "Buy viagra for your penis, great specials etc. etc. etc. "

Forumites response: "Omg, RAS!"

by Swartskapie October 9, 2008

82πŸ‘ 61πŸ‘Ž


RAS

Real As Shit. If you're RAS, you're someone who's not to be messed with. Those who're RAS have a big ego and sometimes a hard/big head.

A:Did you see that amazing shot that Jake just hit?
B:Yeah, that's because Jake's RAS.

by CRadSwizzle October 8, 2013

24πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


RAS

Random-Ass-Shit- random ass shit meaning, waking up in bed floating down the hallway because a waterline in your house busted in the middle of the night!! Now that's some RAS

Don't give me that RAS

by Nikkidew July 27, 2018

9πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


RAS

Repulsive Asshole Syndrom- a syndrome common to PMS, yet taken up by the male species. Unlike PMS, RAS has the potential to last longer than one week and can affect a male individual on a daily basis. This syndrome is commonly manifested in short, hairy, North Shore, Greek boys who like to play with girl’s hearts and rip them out.

Roberta: Zev stopped texting me and ignored me at the party. He’s being a real jerk.
Jules: Don’t worry Roberta. This happened to me and Eli last week. Zev probably has a bad case of RAS.

by abcdefhijklmnop123456789 June 20, 2011

20πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


RAS

An acronym for 'Random Ass Slut'

Guy 1: Did you hear that D-Bo pulled that RAS last night.
Guy 2: Too bad he got to Jake'd-up and puked on her

by nugz4life November 30, 2008

34πŸ‘ 65πŸ‘Ž