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A dirtbag baseball team that got caught cheating in the World Series now no one wants anything to do with them they’re basically the New England Patriots of the mlb
The Houston Astros are pricks!
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weed so good it's origins might as well be from outer space
"Holy shit, dude, you have to try this astro pot"
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The high experienced by mixing DXM, oxycodone, and an energy drink. A relaxed, dissociative, and euphoric high. The trip is called astro trip because the drink is called astronaut juice.
I am astro tripping while I write this.
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Astro Empires is a highly addictive Space Strategy Game in real-time.
Play in a Huge Universe with Thousands of Players.
Build bases, spaceships, research new technologies, form alliances, fight epic Battles, and much more!
Above text was directly lifted from the game itself.
While being an extremely time-consuming the game, it uses false advertisement to lure new players to start playing it.
The "much more" part is basically referring to the Forums where the Astro Empire players make their voices heard. However the mods (while not nearly as bad as mods from other online games) are very biased.
Commonly abbreviated A.E, Astro Empires is an online space mmo strategy game. But like with many other online games, gangbanging is a prevalent feature coursing through the everyday makings in the game.
At the time there is currently 5 servers in the game.
Alpha, Beta, Ceti, Delta and Epsilon.
Alpha is generally ruled with an ironfist by some French RPG fanatics. One of the most notorious of them being the "trap" Qµeen Kri§tinne.
Beta being the birthplace of "the Bloodpacts" later saw Goons from Something awful invade the game for lulz. The Bloodpacts was destroyed, but bad blood isn't so easy to clean and the popsuckers have made a comback in the form of RAGE.
Ceti started out as a wildwest but lately has devolved into popsucking part 2 The SU strikes back. The SU is lead by Heiho a guild that uses an bunch of smaller guilds as meatshields and easy access to jumpgates. Meanwhile they hole up in their own galaxies with their Mostly Hungarian lovers SSJ. The players in Heiho and SSJ are mainly those that exist in RAGE. So same block of popsuckers on two servers trying to farm everyone.
Delta is a server where most guilds are galaxybased and everyone is simming. Nobody cares about Delta though so it doesn't matter.
Epsilon is the newest server and might become fun if guilds make sure to not form super alliances on it.
"Can Astro Empires please extended support for my gameboy color?"
"I think I've made my point. Please lock this thread mods."
"Honestly, what did you expect?"
"Guild is an guild, player is an player."
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a nut in space worth of the gods
People in space like to do astro nut
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A soft spoken little bitch Astros are usually old and an uncle. White haired and mexican, they wish they could be white and try not to be Mexican at all costs. This normally leads their friends to punish them by making them recreate theirself in their propper image. If you want peace and quiet you will never find it at an Astro's home because it is typically filled with screaming hyenas. Astros do not know real spanish, but speak a form of old pig latin that derives itself from the peasants of somalian culture. Timid and a bit gay an Astro will offer up its butt at any given chance to anyone of the male OR trans-male population. Pegging is its playday.
That Uncle Astro has a nice butt. Unfotunately, i cant enjoy bangin it because his sisters wont shut up