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1) Something that makes your head hurt
2) An insult
3) Someone who switches from prep to 'punk' in less than a year
4) Something that raises the suicide rate among intelligent people
1) That Avril was singing so horribly that I had to pop an Advil!
2) Shut up, you Avril!
3) Avril used to be a country girl, but I think she was paid off.
4) The leading cause of illiteracy and suicide will soon be Avril.
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a girl in a band that can sing, besides the fact that her songs r only ok. shes called herself "punk" and a "rock chick", but when it boils down 2 it she is jst a girl in a band that can sing, and that plays songs that r only ok. i wouldnt call her a poser cuz if she really was then how did she get so popular? but she does kinda suck. another thing, dont take it out on the canadians, i know 2 really cool ppl from canada (im not sayin theyre all cool) but dont dis them all. and for the last thing, she didnt ruin rock music, cuz i still listen 2 it and probly tons and tons of other ppl do 2, not that her music is gr8
avril's album is let go (wth, is she like depressed or sumthin?)
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In a magazine article, Avril proclaimed, "I don't write 'Oh-baby-baby' songs". And what about Losing Grip. "Are you aware of what you make me feel, baby" oh what a contradictor. Avril means
A - Avril
V - Virginity
R - Recently
I - Is
L - Lost
^ because she fucked a lot, and brainwashes the world with her nonsense attitude that should be burnt in a basin of Hellfire (aka Eternal Damnation). May whoever who creates this puppet blesses its soul.. um it doesn't have one in the first place
Anna: Hi I recently "Avril"
John: What are you talking about?
Anna: Anna Virginity Recently Is Lost
John: My bad!
See also fake, get a life, originality please and fake oh yeah posuer so French :)
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The wrong way to spell Avril Lavigne.
Avril Lavinge is Avril Lavigne spelt wrong.
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A whiny crybaby from Canada who, like Britney Spears, is just corporate garbage for the masses. She sold her soul to MTV and the radio, yet she still passes as an "artist" and a "very talented person". She has this "my life sucks and no one understands me" attitude on a lot of her songs, not unlike Good Charlotte or Simple Plan. 2004's Under My Skin shows her trying to do a few things that she isn't as well-known for on the music side, yet her lyrics still sound like they came from a grounded teenager who doesn't get to take the car out for the weekend. She should've been a one-hit wonder like Right Said Fred or at least a small industry plant, but is far from one and has had at least five top 10 hits as of 2007 ("Complicated", "Sk8er Boi", "My Happy Ending", "I'm with You" and "Girlfriend"). Her songs tend to be relatable for spoilt teens who don't really have that many problems and are too shallow for their own good. Avril may, at times, just be a pure ammuition for when boomers complain about what Generation Y listens to or what Generation Z listens to.
Avril Lavigne Fan: So you hate Avril, huh? If you don't like her, why would you even look her up in the first place, you pathetically immature bitch? To anyone like you who doesn't think she can sing or thinks she's trying to be somebody she isn't, you're a person who is jealous enough to go and criticize her to get attention. That's pathetic to me, you know.
Anti-Pop Snob: OK, first of all, don't call me jealous and don't ever think that's how I am. Second, Avril is a fucking whiny, pop rock, pussy-ass poser. How can she even be part of the culture or genre the media labels her as, even though I don't care about that. She looks and sounds like Christina Aguilera, plus she's soft as fuck! Her attempts at adult contemporary music, soft rock, soccer mom-core or whatever the fuck you want to call it–"I'm with You", "Complicated", "My Happy Ending", you name it–make her bland as hell and all she does in her songs is whine. Second and lastly, it's fucking pop music! It's Britney Spears, it's the Backstreet Boys, it's Madonna, it's *NSYNC, it's Christina Aguilera, it's Faith Hill, it's Shania Twain… it is what it is. Avril's not even fucking close to someone who's original or different and is just trying way too hard to be both. My, what a poser.
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A singer that is so talented and clever, that she has the ability to rhyme "home" with "home."
Avril Lavigne: "She want's to go home, but nobody's home."
Great job Avril, great job.
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