When a person comes in someone’s ass and then the receiver projectile farts out the cum in an upward direction.
Michael: “I heard Lisa does backyard volcanos, man.”
Paul: “Now that’s a natural disaster I’d like to be a part of.”
When your girl is reluctant to eat your ass out, pour bbq sauce down your crack and let her go to town.
She wouldn’t eat my ass unless I gave her the backyard bbq.
When your balls deep in a girl's ass and she fars on your dick...
I was banging my wife's ass and she gave me a good ol' backyard hummer...
Attaching a string to a butt plug and then sticking it in the butt, then fishing for sh*t. Pull the plug out and eat it
Bro Jessica and Emily were backyard fishing at the party last night!
a boyfriend who lives in a guest house in your backyard.
i could be your backyard boyfriend. you could come visit me any time you like.
backyard bandits are people who steal men or women arse virginity's or just rape them it can occur anywhere at anytime but the term is most commonly used when you hear screaming from your neighbors backyard to see him getting anally penetrated by some deviously looking people, but you dear not help as they will come after you and police do not both as they are usually involved.
derives from the separate definitions
1. backyard; slang for the posterior portion of the human body; substitutes for "bum", "butt", and "ass"
2. bandit; a thief, someone who steals, then rides away, is usually very ruff
they travel in varying numbers be very cautious if you spot one, although it they are very hard to spot because they take any shape and form.
best advise is to run and dont hide with your bum sticking up
man that sarah chick is ruff i here she rides with the backyard bandits and sometimes joins in with a 12" strap on
oh no our neighbor andrew is getting done over by the backyard bandits again!...
oh wow he kinda looks like hes enjoying it this time
Eliza you backyard bandit get out of there!
jenna is walking like she dating a backyard bandit, what did she do last night?
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Substandard Ghetto Weed. Low Quality weed one notch lower than Backyard Boogie.
I tried to get some KGB, but theres nothing around but Backyard Wack!
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