A dramatic term used for when a person and/or celebrity is so good looking that the rest of your hair falls off from too much sexiness.
Emma: Omfg did you see Ariana Grande's instagram pic?
Meg: Yes, she looked so good looking im bald.
a woman who is loosing hair at a very young age. May have a shiny head where her hair used to be. Usually has their hair cut in a "senior citizen" (very short) way as to disguise their balding.
Person 1: Hanna is a bald woman at such a young age. Check out that Senior citizen haircut to cover it up.
small but long penis ( tall thin basketball players )
sandy scream, bald mouse with one eye in bed! get him out! Oh sorry sweetheart...
A bald baddie is a guy who is super attractive. He slays whether he’s wearing a tight dress or sweatpants. He’s usually slim thick and has all the curves in all the right places. He’s also a little bit sassy which makes him that much more attractive. Usually a bald man who goes by the name of Adam
When ones head is so bald that it looks like it is slippery
D: “Hey do you see that guys head?”
J: “Yeah, it’s slick bald.”
It can be used as humour or a figure of speech. Normally when a bald person becomes annoying, people use this term to refer a bald person.
Look at the bald bastard picking up hot women.
the women's genitals that have been shaved
shaved pussy, shaved vagina.
She shaved her vagina, she now has a bald peach.