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The "Old Bamboo" endearingly refers to a long bamboo stick famously coined by Dick Van Dyke in his breakout role in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang through the song "Me ol' bamboo". More colloquially, the old bamboo can refer to a penis experiencing erectile dysfunction, possibly due to age related illness.
"Sorry love, me old bamboo don't work the way it used to"
"The pandas gone an' chewed on me old bamboo, the greedy bugger"
water that continues to fall off tree leaves even after the rain clouds have stopped pouring
"How are you wet? I thought it stopped raining an hour ago"
"Oh yeah this is just a little bamboo drizzle"
You got any more of that lucky bamboo? I'm desperate for my fix.
You ever have those friends who drive you crazy. Annoy you to no end? But it’s not enough to end your friendship over? A cross between endearing and blind rage. But enough to where you challenge them to a duel with bamboo shoot swords and repeatedly whack the shit out of each other in a Chick Fil A parking lot where employees and customers gather around to watch the ensuing carnage. Bamboo Annoyance! 😁
This girl Sonora sure is pain in my ass. Thinking about her getting some bamboo annoyance level discipline.
A person who enjoys large bamboos up the anus and ejaculates from it
Julia: Omg Matthew all of my bamboo are gone
Matthew: I think it’s them damn Bamboo takers them fellers are weird
A person who enjoys large bamboos up the anus and ejaculates from it
Julia: Omg Matthew all of my bamboo are gone
Matthew: I think it’s them damn Bamboo takers them fellers are weird
A person who enjoys large bamboos up the anus and ejaculates from it
Julia: Omg Matthew all of my bamboo are gone
Matthew: I think it’s them damn Bamboo takers them fellers are weird