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When a woman takes an uncircumcised man, peels back his foreskin, and proceeds to gnaw on the tip of his penis.
Joe- "Rachel is a tough girl in bed"
Fred- "I know, yesterday she gave me a bananaing I'll never forget"
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Banana, A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death. Most Bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
Sentence "Guy 1: Hey, have you ever heard of Onision? Guy 2: Oh you mean the next Hitler? Guy 1: *Kills himself*"
I'm a Banana
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Bananas are the yellow, oblong, fruit that minions eat. Minions are from all of the Despicable Me movies. And the Minions movie. Minions are obsessed with this fruit for reasons unknown to mankind. Maybe because bananas are yellow like them. But minions are NOT oblong. Clearly. They look like massive pills with eyes, mouths, legs, and arms. Also clothes, but minions seem to only wear all of the clothes about half of the time in the movies. You now know everything about bananas. Bravo.
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Banana, A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death. Most Bananas, aka Onision subscribers, wind up dead or in a hospital due to cancerous effects of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of OnisionBanana?
Guy 2: Oh you mean the next Hitler?
Guy 1: *kills himself*
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Banana, a subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off and while cannibalising themselves to the point of death. Most bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
Nurse: "Hey the man who has eaten his own skin has died"
Doctor: "Oh you mean the Banana?"
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