Northern English slang for the penis. See also trouser snake, spam javelin.
...nah, she didn't turn up so I just sat there strumming my 'Spam Banjo' all night
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a rad hang sesh drinking hazy ipa with some good pallys
Oh dang, yesterdayβs Banjo Party has me a bit draggy this morning.
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The process of taking any male human being and grabbing the shaft of his penis and pulling it up and tying it around his shoulder. If the genitalia has not ripped by this point, you proceed to take the man and turn him on his side and strum on his stretched out penis as if you would do on a banjo making very melodic and beautiful sounds.
Jeff: Man! This song is so soothing.
Mike: Of course it is, it's made using one of the most beautiful instruments on earth.
Jeff: What would that be?
Mike: The Weener Banjo, of course!
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The act of a horny lady strumming herself whilst pulling off a throbbing cock into her mouth. The hand positions reminiscent of a person playing the banjo.
Just been on the internet and seen that Taylor Swift has been practicing her air banjo with the inspiration for her next album
A penis with an exceptionally round and bulbous head, resembling a banjo.
On their first date she felt like she joined a country band when she offered to give him a handjob and he whipped out his banjo dick.
you choke a bitch while fingering the fuck out of her
I can't believe that slut asked me to play her like an angry banjo
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Rareware's bear and bird sent to rescue their sister from the evil witch Gruntilda Winkybunion
It's a bird, it's a bear, it's Banjo-Kazooie!
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