Bauer-Off

To masturbate.

"Yo dude what are you up to for the night?"

"I think I'm gonna shower, Bauer, then start drinking."

"Come on, always Bauer-Off before the shower."

"Yeah, you're right."

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max bauer

max Bauer is an absolute island. he is not as cool as the other max in the core class, so he is referred to as lindsy.

god Max Bauer is annoying and has fake yeezys.
"oath what an island"

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Jack Bauer

1. To Be Up For 24 Hours Or More.
2. Something Than Happens To Terrorist.
3. A Card You Don't Want To Play.
4. Something You Say When Someone Is Harassing You For Info.

News Reporter: Numerous Terrorist Around the Globe Have Been Killed By an Unknown Gunner brandishing a Silenced Nine millimeter.
Me: Must Be Jack Bauer.

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Bauer Bradley

The art of being in the friend zone

I just pulled a Bauer Bradley

Jack Bauer

A bada**

That dude's a Jack Bauer

cowboy Bauer

Cowboy Bauer is a god of a man. He plays all the instruments but is also the biggest Chad in the world. He has a smug smile that you can see from miles away.

Bro its cowboy Bauer.

blake bauer

Blake Bauer is a term used to define a sexy male ginger (red head). Blake Bauer is also used as slang to define someone with a deep (often unhealthy) obsession with tacos (hard shell). Blake Bauer are smart, witty, good actors, and often ponder the mystery of life. In conclusion, Blake Bauer are sexy as fuck gingers who enjoy a good class of water every now and then! :)

Blake Bauer is one sexy as hell red head that sure can eat tacos.

That Blake Bauer is one good joke teller.

OMG! Blake Bauer is actually coming to my party!

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