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there are no words to describe the massive awesomeness of a Bauer
have you ever seen a Bauer, they are fucking awesome
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Bauer in Latin means "King","The Great"
This is your worshiping king.
They usually have the most money and the greatest things.
Bauer is the captain of the Tennis team.
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adjective;
when one has partook in a long, strenuous 24 hours, be it partying all night long, generally staying up for extended periods of time being heavily intoxicated. a 24 hour period so hardcore it is in the realms of the sort of of day Jack Bauer would t battling worldwide terrorists and protecting his daughter from kidnappers.
"fuck me jake, that weekend in Amsterdam was fucking BAUER!!!"
"are you up for the pub tonight? It's going to be pretty bauer"
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Extreme technique to gain information or gain desired target. Often based on belief that the ends justify any means.
The eye injury on the witness resulted from being bauered
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When a bird utilizes an erect human penis for a pearch.
My parrot's favorite activity is showering with me, and bauering during shower time specifically.
To have an incredibly orgasmic explosion in ones pants, much like a cannon launching an endless torrent of spooge
upon seeing a sexy picture or hearing very good news
I just Bauered.
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(Verb)
1. To stay awake for over 24 hours.
2. To improvise your way out of a seemingly impossible situation.
Verb named after "24" protagonist Jack Bauer, played by Kiefer Sutherland.
1. "I could take a two hour nap before work, but at this point I think I'll just have a coffee and Bauer it"
2. "I thought I was totally screwed, but at the last minute I figured it out- I totally Bauered my way to victory"
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