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getting married aka submitting to the patriarchal and misogynist institution of marriage which actively works to destroy the individual identity of a woman by relinquishing it to the man who now "owns her" (look up why women continue to take their husband's last names); at the same time she is portrayed as as "crazy" for caring too much about the wedding, while the man continues to enjoy the male privilege that enables him to paint the woman as "crazy" in the first place.
She is getting hitched to that controlling piece of shit
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When you are hitting a girl doggie style and she reaches around and holds your balls from slapping around.
I was hitting this chic last night and she gave me the trailer hitch!
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When a guy is fucking a girl doggy style in a threesome and the second girl teaches between the man’s Legs and cups his balls.
I was fucking Debbie doggy atyle when Marry reaches between my legs and trailer hitched me with both hands.
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a secret way known by all noobs that have ever hitch hiked to the place where they are going because they are cheap or there car broke down. The definition is explained by Mr. George Carlin in Jay and Silent Bob strike back. explains ways to get rides from people and to become a better hitch hiker.. Simply take a load in the mouth for a free ride.
my friend is gay and he needs a cover up simply advise him to go hitch hike
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When you dock your lady on the womb snake and run around backwards until you run out of gas.
Or, getting fucked over by someone or something or both throughout your day.
Oh man somebody stole your car, you just got the European Trailer hitch!
When I get home I'm gonna give my wife the European Trailer Hitch
This situation in which an individual finds themselves armless and also in desperate need of a lift somewhere. Rather than sticking out their thumb in hopes of getting a car to stop for them, they are left with no choice, due to lack of arms, to expose their rock hard dong out from their fly to simulate the same effect.
Man1: Oh shit I just remembered I'm gonna have to hitch hike to the Vietnam memorial service, but I lost my arms in the war!
Man2: No excuses! You still gotta dick ain't ya? Looks like it's the armless Hitch hiker for you...
The act of literally becoming an Uber or Lyft driver for the sole purpose of transporting YOURSELF to a specific destination while getting paid to do so. Having the ability to pick and chose your rider based on their final destination (which would be in the exact direction you need to go).
- I'm strapped for cash but I really want to go on a cross country trip... What can I do?!
- I know... Have you ever considered Reverse Hitch Hiking?! You would actually get paid to drive people in the same direction you are headed!! Isn't that genious??