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To partake in an activity which no matter how detrimental to your health, allows you to enjoy yourself as much as possible.
Did you treat yourself over the weekend?
Are you treating yourself?
Treat yourself as you wish others to treat you.
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A term used to say a girls fingering herself
She sat strumming yourself for hours- she fingered herself for hours
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An annoying-as-frack application used in the form of advertisement on numerous websites. A rather recent phenomenon, it advertises the basic feature of simplifying and altering the hues and pixels in an image to give humans/animals/objects a "cartoonish" look. It's actually really easy to do yourself via photoshop.
Bill: "Hey Frank, guess what?"
Frank: "What? Can't you see I'm playing Modern Warfare 2?"
Bill: "Yeah, but did you know you can use this free online program to make a cartoon picture of yourself? It's called "Cartoonize Yourself" and is so cool!"
Frank: "LOL I'm a graphic designer, I can do that in fifteen seconds on Photoshop."
Bill: "Wow, I suck. I'm gonna go eat my lawn now."
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An unlimited offering of ones goods (food, clothing, vehicle, etc) to another party, often accompanied by an encouragement (challenge) to consume as much as the receiving party is able to consume/utilise in the shortest period possible.
Housemate 1: happy Passover bro help yourself to my mums left over matzo balls they are big and delicious
Housemate 2: challenge accepted bro-mo-sexual
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It means you're being/doing/saying something unpleasant and you need to go away and get lost.
A person who is upset at someone else's actions tells them to "Screw yourself". They could also say Fuck yourself instead but Screw is the cleaner version.
Q: How does "Screw yourself" or it's equivalent "Fuck yourself/Piss off" mean 'get lost'?
A: 'Screw yourself' implies before this bad transaction between 2 parties. The analogy in this sexual metaphor is that it WAS a mutual and pleasant affair between the 2 parties BUT now the offending party can do it all alone (Masturbate) because they're no longer welcome in each others company.
Ergo, screw yourself cuz I ain't fuckin' witchu no more
Husband comes home from work to hear wife yelling and complaining again at him as soon as he walked through the door but their children are present, so he responds: "You know what I'm tired of you telling me what's wrong every single time I come home from work. Go screw yourself, I'm out!"
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a different way of calling someone a snob
"You think you are so good, you are so up yourself"
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To release a stream of hot urine without removing your clothes. Many people are extremely embarrassed by this, but many also secretly like the feeling of hot liquid dripping down their legs.
Person 1: Did you just pee yourself?!
Person 2: Yeah, I couldn't hold it.
Person 1: Wow, you must be embarrassed.
Person 2: Yeah, a little, but it feels really good too.
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