Benis Coffee

When you put your dick inside your boy/girl’s asshole, start fucking it, and then he or she starts shitting diarrhea onto your dick, in which you then put the drippings into a cup, resembling coffee. To make it a Benis Latte, you must bust a nut into it.

Guy: mmm that’s some good coffee
Girl: uhhh i don’t think you should be drinking that
Guy: why not? It’s good and hot
Girl: it was that benis coffee i accidentally gave you last night
Guy: EEEWWWWWWAEAAHHHHHUHHUH

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pig benis

A big old penis

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beni deluca

beni deluca is a word to define a legend or slave master.

i just got whipped by beni deluca!

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pig benis

"secret" code for big penis to confuse people. See also pall smenis

me:hey wrigley i have a pig benis
wrigley:Wha?
me:shut up dick i have a pigger benis than thou

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Big Benis

Unrelatedly similar to the normal definition of benis. When it’s bigger benis it’s muy mal. When looking for anime in the Philippines dig deep.

I searched my guide for big benis

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Pig Benis

a commonly used graffiti marking especially in suburban areas

Originally comes from a fucking dumbass who thought it was an oxymoron for "Big Penis" named Lee Harp

I sprayed pig benis all over that dude's mailbox

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beni-friend

1)a friend w/ benifits!

a friend that you find appealing

a person that you are not dating but do or did like!

a "BENI-FRIEND" is a close friend that u cant find another word 2 describe your relationship!

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