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BILL

BILL is a good natured person, but makes terrible life decisions. Like deciding to play tennis instead of cross country OR football. And being born on Donald Trumps Birthday. He’s better than his twin though. He sometimes ends up disappointing Batman, who will disown him if he doesn’t do cross. He loves girls with the name Margot, and has loved exactly three people with that name. We all feel bad for Margot. Poor Margot. Sad, loved Margot. She’s running Cross country. Why won’t you Luke? Tennis is for old people. Soccer is better than tennis. BOWLING is better than tennis. You make us all very happy, but very sad.

Luke: Did you hear what Bill did?

Tommy: No! What did he do this time?
Luke: He one upped Chris in every sport ever!
Tommy: WOW! That’s so cool. Chris sucks

by Dante1280 October 30, 2019

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bills

Buffalo pro football team; been to 4 straight Super Bowls (1990-93)and lost them all; currently are building what should be a hell of a team in 2004

Aw, the Bills, the dudes who lost 4 straight Super Bowls, including the 1 that had that famous missed field goal

by Say What? March 24, 2004

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The-Bill

The-Bill is a sexual position in which one person inserts a fist into the anus and inserts the other fist into the mouth and lifts the other person over their head shouting "THE-BILL!"

My mother wouldnt cooperate so i gave her the-bill.

by Trippnsack December 23, 2004

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bill

World's sexiest man, all the girls want him. Very athletic, awesome at all sports. Very brave, not scared of anything or anyone.

billl is very legendary

by WILLIAM123456789 February 6, 2010

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Billings

Other wise know to its inhabitants as B-town or Bumfuck Montana. People here get bored over time of having nothing to do and hang out at the fairly small local mail (where they just had to put American Eagle next to Hot topic and A&F next to Spencers which the preps and the goth both hate but the emos kind of like) Other then that people may hang out at the skate park on the southside or go to some part on the southside while they are there. Then once you have done all that i guess if it a hot enough day out you can hang at Big Splash water slides (which isnt all that interesting.)

So hopefully you don't spend too much time here or you WILL get bored. Go to California if u want to have some fun.

Damn, there is like nothing to do in Billings. How about lets go get drunk and high on the south side.

by Toxic_Kitten June 15, 2008

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bills

Buffalo football team who lost 4 straight Super Bowls in the early 90s

Look, the Bills lost another Super Bowl

by 0000 October 16, 2003

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bill

The sexy peice of shit ever!!

"Man i saw this chick the other night man she was looking bill!!"

by Sweet Billy Boy March 12, 2007

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