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A pejorative directed at a parent or parents that one has an estranged relationship with. It was popularized by the South Park episode "The Wacky Molestation Adventure".
My birth giver called to bitch at me last night, I just hung up on her.
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When you have a girl laying down with her legs spread and she's in missionary position and you place a slip n' slide leading to her pussy and you slide in
Bro Jacob, my girlfriend let me do a reverse birth to her and it took me 2 hours to find my way back out!
Taking a massive shit. To gestate and birth a turd of notable size and proportion.
I’m headed to the shitter. I’m fixing to birth one.
I just had an ass splitter. I knew I was about to birth one. The turtle was peaking earlier.
Eating all this curry guarantees I’ll birth one that’s real wet.
The time when there was a great disturbance in the force.
Eason's birth has scarred me
The act of dropping your ass into the toilet water before shitting. Causing a no splash back situation and often very quiet.
Michael had his girlfriend round but needed to shit. He decided a water birth would be the most quiet and effective option as he didn't want to put her off with the usual bowl splattering sound.
That inevitable massive shit that comes on almost instantaneously after consuming a large meal.
I was going back for thanksgiving meal thirds when I got cut short with a dinner birth.
Christmas was followed by a revolving door of friends and family doing the old dinner birth.
My visit to the Mongolian barbecue ended up with a pit stop at the gas station on the way home to push a dinner birth. I was crowing for a half a mile.
Coined by Theo Von- This past weekend podcast! This girl wanted me to get at her birth wallet standing up behind the bowling alley.