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Your persian best friend’s butthole. You and I both know that shit harry as fuck so imma call it a black hole.
-“Have you seen Nabil and Anees’ asscracks they are hairy as fuck”
-“yah bitch ass nigga they got the persian black hole”
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a person who is emotionally deficient and who is likely to "suck the life" out of another person to make up for that deficiency
the shorthand version of this phrase is (obviously) EBH
Hey, you look terrible! What happened?
I ran into my emotional black hole today and I don't think I'll recover until tomorrow. I'm dead-dog tired now.
She sucked the life out of you, big time?
EBHs always do, unfortunately.
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The Finisher of TNA's the Monster Abyss
A 360 degree spinning side slam which uses the momentum of the opponet to increaser pain
Abyss just hit the Black Hole Slam out of Nowhere!!-Mike Tenay
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Any web site where, upon entry, hours of time collapse, sucked into infinity as you struggle to break free from the mesmerizing yet senseless, non-productive locale. Often seemingly innocuous on the outside and discovered quite by accident, Cyberspace Black Holes are known to cause unaccountable absences from work, school and important events, and should be considered particularly dangerous for the time-constrained and those who wish to keep their jobs.
After Billy had missed a week of work and no one had heard from him, police broke down his door fearing foul play only to find him sitting at his computer, dehydrated and malnourished but alive, laughing hysterically as he scrolled page after page of the Cyberspace Black Hole he had entered eight days earlier.
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When your dick is over 9 inches wide, and can open a girls ass so wide. You can put both fists and your head inside her asshole.
When that gets some good speed with the Black Hole Spreader
Man1: “BRO, I black hole opened Rachel’s ass so hard last night, I lost my shoes in her!”
Man2: “Fucking sick dude!”
The Black Hole of Calcutta was a small dungeon where Indian troops held British prisoners of war after the capture of Fort William on June 20, 1756. According to a disputed account by a survivor, 123 of 146 prisoners died of heat exhaustion in the confined conditions. Source Wikipedia
That bathroom of yours looks like the black hole of Calcutta
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When you get on the internet to do one little thing that won't take long, but then you see a link to something interesting, then something else, and before you know it you've spent three hours on your computer.
I meant to check my email then do some chores, but my email had Myspace updates and new videos on Hulu. I got sucked into an internet black hole.
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