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An insult to guys, saying he has "blue balls" or basically no balls.
Oh, that guy! He is such a blue waffle!
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The irresistable urge to google something after someone assures you that you absolutely do not want to.
"Bro, last night I saw the pain olympics and charfed in my mouth a little. Do not google it."
"Come on, dont give me that blue waffle effect bullshit.. Now I have to look it up.. ... god damnit!"
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The so-called "Blue Waffle Disease" is a new urban legend sparked by an image of a woman's bluish-tinted, scabbed vagina widely circulated on the internet. The image is thought to be Photoshopped. If it is, in fact, a real woman's vagina (not digitally altered), it is likely severely bruised as lacerated as a result of rape.
Dr. Amy Whitaker, professor of Obstetrics/Gynecology at the University of Chicago Hospital:
“There is no disease known as “blue waffle disease,” in the medical world. There is no disease that causes a blue appearance on the external genitalia. ... The common belief among medical professionals with whom I have spoken or e-mailed about this is that it is a hoax; the picture and “fake” disease used to lure people into some web site. ... There are no STDs that go only from women to men. (Really now, how would women get them?!)"
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A very fucked up disiese that affect thhe beautty of a girlz vulva (for all yu dumb shits, the lips between yur legs) looking up this picture will change the way yu look at girls forever.
Danm i was totally gonna knock up this girl but i found she had a blue waffle
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An abnormally large cock that will turn a pussy into a blue waffle after just one pounding.
She did have a nice little pussy, but my blue waffle maker changed her forever.
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Where a man has sexual intercourse with a woman who has the infamous blue waffle disease and blows his load all over her vagina. Then he eats it like it is a frozen desert.
John decided to have a blue waffle desert so he went on craigslist. He found a prostitute who had the blue waffle disease and set up and appointment. Man is he one happy guy.
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A Blue Waffle is a woman whose vagina has turned blue during child birth. After a woman has had a child it is used as a joke to describe her vaginal status.
She is a blue waffle. She has had a kid.
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