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A person who turns into rick flair when they are drunk.
He turned into a wooer after one six pack.
6π 10π
I was gonna go down on her until I saw her chipped beef with mayo.
5π 2π
The act of a woman rubbing her clit.
There is nothing hotter than watching a woman piddle the skittle.
3π 1π
Someone who becomes a zombie when american idol is on. They cant stop watching it when its on, even though they know its gay.
Harry becomes an american idol zombie at work when he passes a tv with american idol on. Its pathetic.
9π 5π
Married S&M. Snoring & Masturbating. When the wife snores in the bedroom and the husband masturbates in another room.
Guy 1- What's your secret to being married so long? Guy 2- S&M. Guy 1- Wow, you wife likes bondage? Guy 2- No, Married S&M, she snores and I masturbate.
9π 2π
An abnormally large cock that will turn a pussy into a blue waffle after just one pounding.
She did have a nice little pussy, but my blue waffle maker changed her forever.
35π 22π
A person who thinks he is Rocky and wants to fight everyone while drunk.
We are not asking Jason to go to the bar anymore. He got us thrown out the last time because he started a fight with 3 guys. He is such a rockyholic.
3π 2π