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An event in which three or more buttholes of all shapes and sizes are readily available for the insertion of ones finger in order to taste and review said butthole. Similar to a wine tasting, the taster is to insert his or her finger to the first knuckle, rotate the finger clockwise 180 degrees and remove. The taster now has what is known as a "poop finger". Hints of dinner and notes of the butthole owners overall health and diet should be noted and discussed. Next, place the poop finger inside your mouth and leave it on your tounge one second for every 10 years the butthole has aged. Exhale and enjoy.
Last nights butthole buffet was great! They brought in that elderly Korean man with the heavy curry diet, a newbie butthole from Ireland, a donkey from Central America, and a Thia ladyboy hooker. I used the same finger 3 times in a row and made a butthole suicide. It was by far most diverse buffet to date
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When a man or woman makes their ass available for multiple poundings at a time from multiple partners.
Did you hit the Kari butthole buffet? Man, she didn't have much left on the table for me.
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Typically served during a Steelers tailgate party. A loud mouthed drunken bbw women passed out in the bed of a Dodge Ram diesel p.u. truck is stripped nude. Loud mouth Male Steelers fans who would suck Ben Roethlisberger's cock for street cred, begin chanting here we go Steelers. Then her asshole is stuffed with kielbasa and sauerkraut, her pussy gets filled with pierogies, she is covered with shitty Primantis brothers Cole slaw and fries. Now a group of sweaty foul mouthed union steel workers perform a circle jerk and shoot their man gravy all over the local passed out yinzer mama. Then an old polish grandma that smells like shitty iron city beer yells chicken on the hill (thinking she's at a pirates game in 1978. Then the locals dine on the local bbw's nude delicatessen spread.
Hey Butch, that was a delicious Pittsburgh buffet yesterday at the Steelers game.
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during the ejaculation of a man by way of oral sex, the prevention of a woman, man or other to pull ones head off the ejaculating penis by pushing their head down continuously from behind with the foot of a third party on the back of the head
No Bubba i don't mind going second, the rattlesnake buffet has really improved brake timing with my work commute.
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When you eat pussey and have braces, going down, rippin through flesh, plentiful amount of blood
Guy#1:Dude! She shoulda expected the razor buffet!
Guy#2:HOLY SHIT! There's still chunks of her "lips" between your teeth!
Not using something to it's full potential
1:
A: How did you spend your 1,000 dollars.
B: Spent it on my girlfriend
A: Way to snack at a buffet, asshole.
2:
A: I heard C only uses his Xbox for music
B: Yeah, he's definitely snacking at a buffet