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1. (N.) Purple Curry is a slang term for a curry which causes extreme laxative (having to go to the toilet for a no.2) effects. Slang version origin: Started by a group of friends in Chatham.
2. (N.) Purple Curry is a REAL Thai curry, of Southern Thai origin. Recipes are hard to come by, but it gets its purple colour from the fruits, and it contains large amounts of coriander.
SLANG VERSION: "That Indian takeaway last night had a right Purple Curry in it"
REAL VERSION: "Tonight we're going to have some lovely Thai Purple Curry"
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The Fury, The Fear
Diarrhea. Specifically the diarrhea brought about from eating a meal containing large amounts of curry. Thus: The Curry Fury.
3 stages of The Curry Fury:
1) The Curry Worry - meal has been consumed, digestion is in process and you start to plan your escape.
2) The Cury Hurry - digestion is in its final stages, you stand, you run, you panic.
3) The Cury Flurry - at last! the evil, combustible waste is expelled at never-before-seen fiery velocity... hopefully into the intended, flushable container
Oh my god. I just ate at Chopstix in Gainesville, Florida. Dude. I've got The Curry Fury.
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Denzel Curry is an American hip-hop recording artist from Carol City, Florida. He released his debut full-length album, titled Nostalgic 64. Born: February 16, 1995. He became famous for his song ultimate which went viral due to the water bottler flip trend.
He released a mutiple of albums all since then some including, imperial, TA13OO. Both underrated albums.
White Friend: "Denzel Curry is one talented as fucker"
Black Friend: "Sure his now stop hogging the blunt before I slam you"
Doodlebob : "He-men-hoy-men-yoi"
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An abundance of diarrhea and other types of excrement spread across a bathroom floor and or walls. Usually found in the country of India due to 40% of the population shitting outside on the streets or beaches because the public bathrooms are overflowing with shit.
OH MY GOD! There's like 2 inches Floor Curry spread across the entire bathroom floor!
That Indian food is gonna make me drop some mean Floor Curry.
That looks like Floor Curry. (Aka shit)
When one has vigorous sex with a woman from the Indian subcontinent.
"Hey bro, did you hit that Indian girl from the club last night?"
"Yeah dude, I was stirring the curry til morning."
The CURRY FLUMP refers to a bubble of curry. This can be found on people's skin preferably MUSLIMS. This disease comes about when you consume large amounts of CURRY. If you find CURRY FLUMPS on your skin you will most likely die in 2 to 3 working days.
Tyrone: Have you seen Mohammed's skin?
Felica: I know he has mass amounts of CURRY FLUMPS on his legs.
Tyrone: Dirty MUSLIM must of had his head in the CURRY pot again.
Felica: Nigger
Starting center for the New York Knickerbockers. Likened to Shaq when coming out of high school. Has not lived up to hype. Has heart condition. Cannot pass out of double teams. 3-3 from 3pt range. Fat.
Eddy Curry was late for practice because he was busy eating.
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