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Target Cafe

A place inside Target Stores where people with manners of a slopped hogs go to order and eat food.Then after eating mess is just left behind,including food that Target does not sell.Shopping carts are used to block entire isles of tables so other Target Guests cannot get in or out of them.Children of Target Guests are allowed to scream and throw food,and also given permission to run their greasy fingers all over the windows.Over filled Icee drinks litter the countertops and floors

That Target Cafe looks like a fraternity food fight happened in there!It's so Targhetto!

by chmpbmxgirl May 28, 2015


e2 cafe

Now a cesspool of normies, unoriginal content creators, and cafe kindergartens, the e2 cafe is a miniforum on a game called 'transformice.' Its spark first lighted in 2015, where funny and original shitposts dwelled the cafe. Now, it is full of oversensitive fucks who either say something unfunny and unoriginal, or point out that something you said was unfunny.

Fuck the e2 cafe.

Hey bro have you ever been on the e2 cafe

"What's that?"

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by crazyfurpiss November 28, 2017


Covid Cafe

An ultra exclusive gourmet restaurant chain with origins in Tennessee. Now with franchises in Texas and New Mexico, the Covid Café features a wide variety of foods ranging from southern to asian to latin delicacies. House specialties include; sweet tea, matt’s thousand dollar (and fifty cent) bacon, and unique signature beverages. Face mask optional. Birminham has a children’s menu made by Hudson and Scarlett. Northern California is the Michellin Star ⭐️ awarded location.

Quarantined for months but i can always go to the Covid Cafe.

by KeekeeN June 6, 2020


covid cafe

your shelter in place diy home cafe. started in tennessee with locations in the south and southwest. popular menu items include sweet tea and matt’s 1000.50 dollar bacon. the menu features asian, southern, and mexican cuisine. look for the strategically placed item of interest in each food photo.

where can i find a covid cafe near me?

by KeekeeN June 6, 2020


Schoolfield Cafe

A way cool 60's rock cafe in the historical district of Schoolfield in Danville, VA with slammin food!!

what is the coolest place in virginia to eat ? answer Schoolfield Cafe

by Hippiechick29 April 20, 2011

4👍 1👎


Cafe World

An excruciatingly addictive social networking game involving the preparation and maintenance of cyber-food. It revolves around the premise of losing hours a day to playing it and, also, missing out on vital moments with loved ones because one can't be away from the cafe for too long or the food will spoil. Also, one can decorate, build, and renovate one's cafe all the while collecting new recipes that the app doesn't even allow players to print or download. . . so essentially, the food prepared in the game will never be able to be prepared in reality by the gamer.

Minister: "We are gathered here today, to celebr-"

Bride: "OH SHIT! MY SAVORY ROAST TURKEY! IT WENT OFF AN HOUR AGO!!"

Groom: "Fucking Cafe World"

Minister: (Whispers) "Oh Hell, that's right! I forgot my pot roast!"

by The Jazz Man's Fantastic April 8, 2011

7👍 3👎


love cafe

a hip vegan restaurant

I'm hungry, let's go to the love cafe.

by zachwolff October 16, 2003

11👍 7👎