Comrade Red

Also known as Commander Red. The original commander and creator of the Red Ribbon Army, he is very short. He is thought to have wanted to Dragon Balls to wish for world domination, but what he really wanted was to be taller. He hated to be around people taller than him and was always bullied when he was a kid. When Black found out about his goal, he killed him and took control of the army.

Gero: I am still developing the new weapons you requested Comrade Red.

Comrade Red: Excellent! (rubs hands and grins)

Comrade Doggo

D O G G O

Comrade Doggo: /rank

comrade memes

These are a set of top tier memes from the Nigerian twitter space.

Comrade, no be so oh!
Comrade pass comrade
These comrade memes are really funny

Comrade Donnie

A title for someone that does not understand basic Constitutional rights or freedoms.

A would-be dictator that embraces facist behavior.

Man #1: "Lordy, that guy is cold. No heart. No feeling. He acts like Putin".
Man #2: "So true. He is a regular Comrade Donnie".

Comrad Corbyn

The staff member with the greatest logical brain, as he made the best choice when selecting a helper.

Harry: 'Fuck me, Comrad Corbyn is so smart and amazing.'
Harry 2: 'He must be, he chose Inster as his helper! What a genius!'