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When a family member/friend convinces you to watch a movie, but fails to mention that Nicolas Cage is in said movie.
I just got Cage raped! How dare you not tell me, Nicolas Cage was in Adaptation.
The single most entertaining actor of all time. Incapable of a boring performance, Cage entrances audiences everywhere. Though often subject to criticism, no one has ever accused him of being too boring.
I would watch Nicholas Cage in another National Treasure film. No shame.
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The act of gradually destroying your own success, or burning up your good will.
Even though Nicolas Cage is one of the highest paid celebrities in the world, the actor is broke and lives paycheck-to-paycheck to afford his millionaire lifestyle (he owns castles, plural). So now the more terrible movies he does (just to get paid), the more people forget what they liked about him. He's downward spiraling. He's Nicolas Caging.
AKA the slow, humiliating Crash and burn.
"How's my new job going? Honestly, I should update my resume, because I am just Nicolas Caging this thing into the ground."
"Our first date was going really well, but then I told her like a hundred knock-knock jokes. Yeah, she pretty much lost interest once I started Nicolas Caging..."
"Did you hear about that guy who won the lottery and is now on welfare? That's some hard-core Nicolas Caging right there."
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Unlike the mythical "wage gap," the cage gap refers to the fact that males are sentenced to roughly 60% longer sentences than females for the same crimes. All things being equal, males receive more harsh penalties for crimes than females. Cage Gap is the term used to reference the gender inequalities that exist in the US criminal justice system.
see: University of Michigan Law and Economics Research Paper, No. 12-018
Man 1: I robbed the 7-11 and got ten years.
Man 2: That sucks. I know a woman that robbed that same 7-11 and has the exact same criminal history you do but she got four years.
Man 1: Dat cage gap doe.
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1) An actor famous for movies that are either God-awful (Ghost Rider) or inexplicably awesome (Raising Arizona). He tends to overact a lot.
2) One of the internet's greatest mysteries.
Nicolas Cage is the butt of many internet jokes. There are countless memes involving the actor.
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When Chris Gage punches Nicholas Cage in the face, before exploding into a ball of flames. Beware; he often mistakes other people for Nicholas Cage.
OMG Chris Just gage caged Nicholas Cage in the face, Watch out he is a bad ass motherfucker
Synonym for a toilet cubicle. A place where you can be a batty or a non-batty.
‘I need a piss and wanna do a line of coke. Let’s go to the batty cage and fulfil our desires’