The first line of 'The hat fic'
when someone says 'Hey, Dan can we get a hamster?' i want to rip my hair out. as the hat fic has ruined my life
When you've got a totally mental group chat with all the lads, in which casual banta is exchanged, and then something negative happens and you turn and say "yo brebs, can I get a RIP callum in the chat" and all the lads hammer the group chat with "RIP Callums"
*in the middle of a CoD sesh*
Person: "Sorry lads, got to go mums being a total pleb"
The lads: "Can I get a RIP (person) in the chat."
RIP
brebs
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when a person has endured literal hell and needs someone to pay respects.
guy 1 : can we get an f in the chat because i just killed my dog in minecraft
guy 2 : f
guy 3 : rip
guy 4 : damn
idiot that doesnt care : ok boomer
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A very important question asked by the biggest bitch in town, Kevin Roberts
I'm Kevin Roberts and I have a very important question. "Can a Bitch get a donut ?"
can i have yo number?
slick and cool ..
guaranteed to get you a hair slap as those girls walk away so fast!
so, uh, i was wondering ... can i get those seven digits?
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Hi idiots I am doing a challenge called, "Can This Get 500 dislikes?"
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a serious question you ask when you need help from a homie in a damn tough situation.
can a nigga get a fry
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