Carmelize

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Carmel NY

A town in Putnam County, New York. While it has the outward appearance of a quaint suburban town, it's really a cesspool of drug addicts and petty criminals. The children in the schools are notoriously delinquent. Not the place to be if you are anything other than a straight white christian with a Republican voting record. See the wikipedia article for more.

Billy: "We're in Carmel NY."
Jim: "Can we leave?"

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carmel valley

carmel valley, CA (NOT carmel valley in san diego)
AKA the cool kid part of carmel.
and the best place to live everrrrrr.
carmel doesnt even compare to the valley.
rich snobby freaks live in carmel, real kids live in the valley.
so carmel cant mess with the valleyy.
carmel valley is wayyyyyy too cool for you.

carmel kid: im gonna go swim in my huge olympic pool and watch my boyfriend play golf on my daddy's course!

carmel valley kid: go fuck yourself.

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Mount Carmel

If you want to go to a highschool filled with fuckwads and hardheaded losers who only care about sports, Mount Carmel is the place for you. It’s the most ghetto-ass school located smack dab in one of Chicago’s worst neighborhoods. Hell, you’re sure as shit lucky if your school bus isn't shot up on the way to school. Most kids who go to Carmel act big and tough because they won a few sports trophies, but always seem to pussy out of brawls when challenged. Most kids seem to reside from Beverly in Chicago, so of course you know that the guys playing on Carmel’s sports teams are only the finest white Irish trash you can find in this fucked up city. They also like to pick on other schools either because they “aren’t as good at sports,” or their schools are named after female saints. Here’s a message for everyone: Mount Carmel is the title of a girl. Get over it.

Most Carmel kids also spend a vast majority of their time either out with a beer bottle in their mouths and a dick in their asses. And when they aren’t drinking, they’re doing dip on one side of their mouth and sucking a dick on the other side. They think that girls think they’re the shit but going to an all boys school doesn’t get you any kind of pussy at all. Hence, they transition to faggotry.

If all this sounds great to you, have fun waking up at 6:30 AM to drive 40 minutes to the worst of the Chicago Catholic Schools. If this was enough to talk you out of it, you’re welcome. have fun searching for a better school.

Mount Carmel Kid 1: Hey bro what’d you do last night?
Mount Carmel Kid 2: I fucked my Carmel brother in his tight ass.
Mount Carmel kid 1: Hahaha nice bro

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carmel bunny

skinny carmel skin gay girl
who is friggin adorable and has deep moodswings
people think she is mean normally but
is a bitch at times and the sweetest person ull ever meet

god i love to date carmel bunnys.

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Carmel Apple.

When a man dips his balls in caramel,and teabags a woman.(Better if hot caramel)

Jane almost burnt her mouth,and jack almost burnt his balls,when they were engaged in the Carmel apple.

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southern carmel

When you creampie a Latina woman and you suck the cum out and drizzle it on her

I want to Southern Carmel this fine Lady