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The owner of a campground, typically grumpy, who spends a large part of their day patrolling the lots and enforcing the rules of said area in a golf cart.
I built a great s'mores fire, but the cart nazi made me put it out because it wasn't in the fire pit.
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somebody in a wheel chair
Phil is a shopping cart from here on out
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A evil object that can move by wind and destroy your car.
The shopping cart made a huge dent in my car.
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Slang term for a wheelchair, particularly a wheelchair that is used by an extremely fat and overweight person. The term has absolutely nothing to do with those ox-driven wagons that farmers in the old days used to haul grain and stuff.
1. Last night while I was at the strip club, I saved this one stripper from becoming a stripper in hell, by running up to her rich fatass cheese hog customer, rolling his ass out of the club, and disconnecting the batteries from his ox cart, leaving him out in the street crying.
2. Ayyo ni'a, if you keep being all over that greasy shit like a Tri Delt on cake, someday you gonna be so fat that yo' legs can't even support you and you'll need an ox cart to haul yo' lard ass around!
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If you are lucky, you might be able to cop one of these fuckers from your local plug. Anything more than $10 is a rip off, and this shit will either get you blazed, make you have a seizure, see god, or just straight up die.
Jimmy: Yo chad I just copped this fortnite cart from my plug!!
Chad: Ay thats fuckin filled with olive oil but full send, give me a rip!
A typically homeless person often found scurrying around at night, often with a shopping cart. They can be seen darting across the street at night, usually in dark clothing, and may hiss when spoken to. They have been reported to "play dead" behind dumpsters and gas stations during the day.
"Yo, slow down!! You almost hit that Cart Possum!"
A woman who pushes an annoying useless cart around an office. She usually spies on you and your work and will linger around and steal things behind your back that are lying around.
The cart cunt usually hits this part of the office at 2 pm every day.