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Usually someone utterly, totally useless, but can be applied to inanimate objects. Lacking any empowerment, thus going so far as to be inactively obstructive.
Etymology: in the UK a number of large companies operate call-centres. When one attempts to call these to complain, the usual response from the responder (the call-centre operative) is feigned interest in the issue, involving lengthy explanations, then the final response is that they cannot authorise the issue in question as due to lack of authority. The issues can be of any magnitude. When asked to be passed to a manager, they claim the manager is unavailable and will call back (this is the inactive-obstructive part). This never occurs, so one calls again. The situation recurses.
c.f. "chocolate teapot"
I attempted to wipe my arse with some own-brand toilet paper, after wiping the paper looked clean but the disgusting skiddies in my kecks later showed it was as useless as a call-centre operative.
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pun of 'sealife centre'. Used to refer to the feeling in the middle of your chest (heart) when you realise you are just a gangsta.
"just took a trip to the g-life centre, know what I'm saying?"
A centre link bludger is a person who sits on their fucken ass all day and getting payed for it off the government.
Man 1: oi lad, my mrs is being such a centre link bludger.
Man 2: fuck sakes cunt, what a sad dog.
Staples Centre is a large multi-purpose sports arena, in Downtown Los Angeles.
John: Hey Joe, I'm gonna go see the L.A. Kings tonight; they're playing the N.Y. Rangers.
Joe: Cool! I warn you, though; Staples Centre's parking fills up quickly, so get there early.
a very great ghetto place in edmonton where all the ghetto school kids go to play ball and walk around
hey wanna go to clairview rec centre?
oh yeah let’s go walk around i don’t have 10 dollars for the fee
oh shat okay
The top hub of gamers around the globe. Very experienced gamers only, if you have touched grass you don't belong. Always the racist, The homophobic, The short one, The Stupid one, The owner, and the definitely not gay. Disappointments to their family they only have the Gamer centre to turn to.
"Bro you in the Gamer centre?"
"Nah fam I ain't racist enough"