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no chair

Playing DDR or, more commonly, ITG without the use of the bar for support. This term was popularized by an elite group of Midwest ITG players.

"I just got 99% on Boodrush hard no chair!"

by ch604 October 14, 2006

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chaired

When you are given a 'new' & 'better' office chair, and forced to use it because it's new. See also; "If it ain't broke, fix it till it is."

Authority, "You can put your ass in the chair or the chair can go in yer ass, shlub."
Poor Shlub, "Fuck, I got chaired."

by Shlubs McGee November 19, 2015

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this chair

What I am sitting on. Also, the center of my life's activities as it is the most versatile utility in my whole 1-room apartment I share with 10 other people in Taiwan.

I am sitting on this chair right now. I will soon jerk off in this chair. I will soon get out of this chair. I will soon get back onto this chair. I will soon move this chair to where I want to sit. I will soon straddle this chair. I will soon use the pegs of this chair as a dildo. I will soon lean back in this chair. I will soon use this chair as a blunt weapon to murder someone. Indeed, I will soon do EVERYTHING with this fucking awesome chair.

by Bad C dev March 7, 2021

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The Chair

An only male on male sexual position where one partner will squat against the wall in a chair position while the other partner rides him. Usually the guy who gets to ride puts a post up on Facebook bragging about it.

"Fresh out the chair"

by Jazzmasterson December 23, 2016

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chair

a thing you put your ass on to be comfortable

Why are you raping the chair!?

by IMAGINATION February 27, 2015

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chair

used in exclamation to describe something positively, a synonym for cool or awesome.

You got an iPhone 4 for your birthday?! That's so chair!

by Lizicles August 3, 2010

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Chairs

noun; code word for pornography. Used to keep people from knowing your a porn perv.

Hey man! i watched some awesome chairs yesterday!!
I caught my grandpa watching some chairs last night!
Hey mom, uhh i was just looking at chairs.

by GGGAAUU March 3, 2008

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