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Where you helicopter your dick around an asshole that is currently shitting a thick turd.
When Oliver admitted that he had a fetish for doing the round town charlie brown, his partner was thoroughly grossed out.
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1) A pathetic little twig that's left on the Christmas tree lot on Christmas Eve.
2) Any pathetic-looking thing that might possibly be redeemed with some love.
1) I have no money, so I'm going to wait until Christmas Eve and get me a Charlie Brown Christmas tree.
2) Everyone told Muffy that her computer geek boyfriend was a loser, but now he's pulling down $100G a year--turns out he was a Charlie Brown Christmas tree.
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When you're trying to order food but all you hear through the speaker is wah wah wah wah wah.
I tried to place an order, but got the classic Charlie Brown Drive-Thru response. I couldn't hear a thing they were saying.
The inability to rip someone a new asshole and to be optimistic regardless of being given a hard time.
(i.e: The way that most of the characters from the "Peanuts" series treat Charlie Brown)
"Your words don't phase me; I've got Charlie Brown Ghost Ass!!!!"
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The Charlie Brown buck is a painful sex move. It is done when the man is getting sick and tired of the old lady and just wants to end it as quick as possible, but without words being exchanged. The move is performed when the man is having sex with his girlfriend in the standing doggy style position. While thrusting in and out the man will scream the words "Charlie Brown" then immediately thrust his shaft into the girls brown eye. This will drop her to the ground, and then the man will finish by doing the snoopy dance around her while she is crying.
I think i may have broken my dick last night giving the old lady the Charlie Brown buck.
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The art of upper-decking a toilet, getting a blowjob as they're also taking a dump in the bowl.
Ron and Naomi liked to crash house parties, go to a bathroom and pay a visit to The Great Blumpkin Charlie Brown.
Upper Decker Blumpkin blowjob
when you make arrangements with somebody and they say "sounds like a plan...stan"...you say "i'm down like a clown charlie brown"
there is no point to this...it just rhymes.
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