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The sexual act of vaping in a female's cock sock, and proceeding to fuck it immediately after, resulting in clouds coming out of her pussy, looking like you are sweeping a chimney with your cock.
"Bro, did you hear what Todd did last night?"
"Yeah bro, I heard he became a chimney sweeper with linda!"
When a man slides a glass thermometer into his dick hole and slams his dick in a door, shattering the thermometer, while a women watches. One of the most hardcore forms of sexual gratification, alongside such legends as the purple mongoose or the alabama hot pocket, only more painful.
Holy shit, Tyrone gave himself a Chimney Splinter last night for his bitch. She lidked it!
Local nickname for a bloke in Beverley who used to walk around looking up at the chimneys on houses whilst laughing and getting sexual satisfaction! Also used to pace alongside trains in the station nodding at his reflection in the windows!
Darrel: "Who's the window licker with a hard on looking at my roof?"
Chris: "Chill mate, he's the Chimney Spotter"
When you fart into a sweatshirt that’s pulled over your knees, then it poofs up through the neck hole of the sweatshirt into your own face
I wish your house wasn’t so cold, then I wouldn’t be forced into a Dutch chimney situation.
Giving butterfly kisses on someone's asshole
Did you know Sean has pink eye?
Yeah he was chimney sweeping that sketchy chick from the bar last night.
Serves him right.
To stick a tongue up one persons nostrils removing all snot and boogers often done for sensual reasons, but not always
Dude 1: bro Stacey came over last night
Dude 2: bro that’s sick did she clean the chimney
Dude 1: you know it dawg, My sinus is HELLA clear
The act of one person defecating a so called "cake" into another person's asshole (chimney).
"After watching some German TV, I decided to give my wife a chimney cake." or "My wife gave me a chimney cake for my birthday!"
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