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when an asian woman eats a bunch of whole peanuts and shits in your mouth
dude i got the best crunchy choco from that thailand hooker
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The male partner places his female companion on the back of her neck with her bearded clam (vagina) reaching for the skies (facing up). Some say this position is practiced in Yoga, but who the fuck cares.
The man then climbs over the women and aligns his asshole with her vagina. He then poos a thick log into her bearded clam and moves his ass up and down with the shit inside of her clam chowder (she uses the poo as a dildo, but the poo never fully leaves the ass). Make sure to not move too quickly as to make the shit fall out of the ass.
Paula: "I wish I would have showered before I came to work this morning. I still smell from the Choco Taco that Ezekial gave me last night."
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It's when someone takes a crap on a girls Cooch then eats her out.
Mah Bitch Goes crazy for the Choco Taco
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The act of heating a tortilla shell then rubbing around your gooch and then wiping your ass with it. Once the tortilla is good and brown make a regular burrito or taco out of it with all the toppings. Offer it to a family member or friend and enjoy.
"This burrito tastes like shit!"
"Dude, it's probably a choco taco"
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When you fuck a girl in the ass then you stick your choco dick in her pink taco. Otherwise known as fucking a girl in the ass then straight to the puss.
I was with my girl last night and i was from the back to front....yeah i gave that bitch a choco taco.
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When a male has anal intercourse and sticks his then poopy dick inside a vagina.
Her asshole wasn't enough but she wasn't clean so I gave her a choco-taco.
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