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1.) a vampire desguised a lumber jacker named paul bunyan celebrity named kanye west also known as good cop not bad cop legally known as chrissy b.
2.) A girl whose phone is in her hand and she has no idea where it is and frantically searches for it.
3.) Thinks she can jump like a vampire from places that would make a midget feel tall, oh wait..she is a midget.
4.) A severely blonde girl
5.) Creepily obsessed with twilight. Mainly, Jacob..stalker..what?
Chrissy Breslin is a vampire! The end! kind of looks like edward cullen!
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Generallt occurs only on long-running TV shows, but there are exceptions. When writers accentuate the traits of formerly likable characters in later seasons so that the characters become complete stereotypes. The eponymous Chrissy Snow (Suzanne Somers) on Three's Company was the trailblazer - she came blonder, her do became more implausible, her intelligence level plummeted, and her laugh became unbearable after season 1.
Friends was a fine show until the Chrissy Snow syndrome struck again. Monica became an anorexic, OCD shrew. Ross became a simpering buffoon. Phoebe became - eh, who cares.
A specialty chicken made by Marc.
Gee, I sure wish Marc would make Chicken a La Chrissy tonight.
A guy that makes dirty songs and dates the ugliest girl in school.
Me: chri-
Chrissy poo:what's wrong honey cheeks, you're getting kinda freaky, i really love yo ass and i kinda wanna squeezey, you make me kinda horny baby please let me sip in easy, yo pussy so wet, it feelin kinda greasy
Uh yea
So baby calm down, I wanna go out, have some fun, drink some rum, so now we go down, in the bed, give me head, and that's the best, when you gettin kinda dirty
yuh
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1. The most useless excuse for a human being who are running out the clock until the Chinese takes over their pathetic obsolete company. These subhuman order takers are barely smart enough to tie their shoes
2. A whiney punk ass bitch fantasy football player. No matter how badly you repeatedly pound them, they cannot shut their stupid pie holes.
3. A person who secretly LOVEs to handle Cox.
1. The Rainbow Crissies are trying to unionize because their pathetic company is a friggen dinosaur.
2. Man, I just beat this asshole by 1000 points in fantasy football, but this Rainbow Chrissy keeps filling up my email will trash talk.
3. Man, Rainbow Chissy, loves to talk about cock humor.
Chrissy Giffy, famous for the Chrissy stiffy is a multi millionaire paraplegic of shop lands road by day and batman + serial flasher by night. Chrissy Giffy is plagued with the burden of no roof accomodation as it was stolen by none other than the mail mangler Chrissy Giffy’s part time nemesis full time fuck buddy. To prevent the stealing of the next believed target (Chrissy Giffy’s mailbox) Chrissy Giffy posts up on the roof scaffolding of his manor in his typical batman armour (fully naked with a cape and mask to conceal his identity) in full splits as he claims ‘the breeze down under keeps him alert’. Hours had passed until the mail mangler showed himself. Chrissy’s stiffy reacted quickly and deployed a flash bang into mail manglers eyes as Chrissy G deployed a barrage of batarangs into the mail mangler and has his way with him whilst still maintaining the splits. An armada of the AUS army came to backup the mail mangler and Chrissy Giffy couldn’t handle it no more “time for din dins” as he unloaded an armada of his own of semen and batarangs till he decimated them all. “All in a nights work”
"Is that who i think it is"
"OMG! Its Chrissy Giffy, his splits are so perfect, his pecker, so ready to deploy a flash bang, he truly is a serial flasher, a midnight menace".