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The fourth companion of the eleventh doctor in the show "Doctor Who" Clara is a never ending mystery to herself and the Doctor. She is the second best companion of the doctor (Rose Tyler being the first). She is the girl twice dead and is not a dalek.
Person 1: who is the Doctor's new companion?
Person 2: oh that's Clara Oswin Oswald, she's badass
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When a team lacks skill, coaching, and embarrasses California hockey. Purposely loses games, also known as throwing a game.
Gese, that is a joke, that team is a Santa Clara Hockey.
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best friend ever amazing to have a round so pretty if u don't have a Clara in it life is missing out
sasha:ur friends with Clara grace battle lucky u
A school that is small in size, but big in spirits.
Riccardo: So where do you go for college?
Jane: Santa Clara University! We may be small in size, but we dream big. We're the David to Stanford's Goliath. Go Broncos!
She is the impossible girl who resembles a small fat dog in a box even smaller than a keyboard
Hey that new girl must be a Clara Oswald
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A group of 100% male losers and misfits from and self quarantined in Santa Clara, CA that have slipped through the cracks of reality and found each other. Compensating for their lack of acceptance in normal society they have created a demented, co-dependent, almost religious obsession and worship of each other. Their place in this world is so far down they moronically try to build themselves up through the mistreatment and mockery of others, as well as constant massively public praise and affirmations of one another. Their narcissism is so outlandish, they have become the cause of annoyance and the subject of pity and avoidance by mostly everyone that's not them.
1. "Is that a cult of rejects?"
"Pretty much, it's the Santa Clara Townies."
2. "The only reason we don't delete the Santa Clara townies from Facebook is so we know where to avoid, since they all check each other in every where all of the time."
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The Santa Clara public high school who's football team will own Wilcox this year
Wilcox player, "Once again, we will finish off the Bruins for this year"
Santa Clara Player, "Sure, iff you say so!"
after the game....
Spectator, "wow, Santa Clara really ripped wilcox a new ass hole"
Santa Clara player, "hey fag, since you lost we get free hotdogs and slurpees from 7-11, and you can lick our Bruin ass holes clean because we just shitted on your team"
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