cocaine

cocaine is really fucking addicting...and i love it. it makes you feel soo happy, comfortable around everybody, and not shy. also it gives u energy that is usefull if u stayed up the whole night and have to be at work at nine <3

person 1: duuude i didn't get any sleep last night how the fuck am i supposed to do an eight hour shift??? IM FUCKED!

(very smart)person 2: i know the solution! a line or two of the ol' cocAine

five minutes later...

person 1: ALRIIIIGHT! lets go to WOOORK!

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cocaine

derived from the cocoa plant; a white crystally substance most often in a soft rock shape form. most always bought in qauntities of a gram or eightball. long time use causes weightloss, paranoia, and usually users graduate from the typical chop and snort, to main linning or free basing. after a while it literally rips your life apart. something you can never tell a user, they just have to figure it out them selves.

yo dawg i got a ball of some of the white girl, get a plate lets do a zip.

homie hurry up get the backing soda, spoon, candle, and the stizzy. gonna make a twenty, twen, twen, and take a fat ass swat!

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Cocaine

A white powder that when snorted it gives you the extraordinary effect that the more you do the more you'll laugh out of context.

*Bob snorts a line of cocaine*

Justin: Can I borrow your phone? My wife has just been in a car crash

Bob: Really?! HAHAHAHA! Ohhhh man...

*Snorts another line*

Justin: I'm serious dude, she's fighting for her life

Bob: HAHAHAHA! Please stop man, my sides are splitting!

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Cocaine

Caffeine for a dumbass.

Oh my goodness lets do cocaine so we can be like models and rockstars.

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cocaines

a pair of fresh white on white air force ones

yo i went to foot locker and got some fresh cocaines.

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Cocaine

Evil, destructive drug which destroys (other)peoples' brains/ lives; discovered by a German fuckwit in the 19th Century. Makes you feel great(and treat other people like shit, so it should suit the human race).

Cocaine addicts, Oasis, Maradona, that Jewish singer whose name escapes me, Kate Moss, the creep in Diehard,

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cocaine

Nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, Marijuana, Ecstacy and Alcohol all build up to it.

Nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, Marijuana, Ecstacy and Alcohol.... C-C-C-C-C-Cocaine!!!

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