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The process by which a girl blocks you with her hand while you attempt to give her a facial, and then smacks you in the face while shouting "Bitch!" in an emasculating manner.
Guy 1:
I once tried to give my girlfriend a facial. She blocked it with her hand and proceeded to smack me across the face with it. She then proceeded to say "Bitch!", in a very emasculating manner. That was my first Pittsburgh Creamer, bro.
Guy 2: Whoa.
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the act of bangin' a chick doggy style, pullin' out and spitting on her back so she thinks you came; then as she turns around jizz in her eye.
She wasn't on the pill so I had no alternative but to give her a boston creamer. The doctor said her vision would return to normal in a few weeks.
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While performing a sexual act, a man fills the gap between a woman's breast with whipped cream. Then he claps her breasts together, thus launching an explosion of whipped cream into the mans face.
We were having sex in the kitchen, and I saw the Cool Whip on the counter so I gave myself the Kentucky Creamer.
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A chocolate creamer is a sexual act involving a man and a woman or two men. While the one man is inserting his penis into the rectum of either the other man or the woman, the one who is accepting the cock deficates on it. The penis is held into the rectum like a plug, and then the man ejaculates. If he is lucky, the semen will go into the fecal matter, similar to the way in which a jelly donut holds its jelly. The one who now has this mixture of fecal matter and semen releases it upon the man's chest in the fassion of a cleveland steamer. Some may eat this, while others may enjoy it on their chest.
Wow, they guy rudy busted so hard in my ass that it went straight into my shit! I plopped it on his chest and he bit it and all of his cum oozed out!
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when a male human ejaculates into a cup, proceeds to warm it in a microwave and then serves it with coffee.
Yesterday i totally gave kendra a steaming creamer...he didn't even see it coming!...if you know what i mean.
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1.) The diarrhea one gets from drinking too much coffee.
2.) Flavoring ones coffee with diarrhea.
1.) I shouldn't have drank that 8 shot eye-opener from the coffee shop, I got some bad Steveland Creamer.
2.) Tomorrow my boss is getting his coffee with a nutty hint of Steveland Creamer.
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1 - A flask bottle of bourbon hidden among the sugar and cream packets which accompany a pot of coffee.
2 - The act of giving a "milk mustache" to a first cousin.
1 - "I never would have made it through that staff meeting without the Kentucky creamer."
2 - "I heard Darryl's hometown was so small, he gave his cousin a Kentucky creamer on prom night."
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